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Look it’s a little deek.

As the speed limit was decreasing from 50 to 40 to 30.

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He was riding up my ass over 10 miles.


Why don’t you put your Grundens on?

Its 30 degrees out with winds gusting to 20 knots.

Not a cloud in the sky.

 

 

I’m to hot. Wool hat, cotton socks and on top wool socks.

Theyre a size to big. I step in and out for comfort.

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A t-shirt with a pullover, sweats with cargo pants over.

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This is so funny. It’s very difficult to understand

because they’re singing so fast and the dialect.

They're singing about traditional foods. The melody

its self is right on point. It’s Germans!


They’re Yiddish 

Minnie Bagelman and Clara Bagelman, best known under the stage names Merna and Claire Barry, were popular American Yiddish and jazz entertainers from the 1940s to the early 1970s.

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This is personal information.

I can’t release it to you.

You need to file a police report.

The police doesn’t have permission to look.

How long, where, who?
You need to hire a lawyer.

It’s not easy being a pollock.

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Can you fix my front and rear bumper?
 


Your floorboard went on fire.

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I walked in the precinct. My cars missing.

How would I know if the sheriff took it?
Let me check the list. Is that you?
Yes that’s me.

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Penalties for Parents of Truants

A first offense comes with a maximum fine of $10 or 10 days in jail,

but each violation after that could result in a fine of $50 and/or 30

days in jail. (N.Y. Educ. Law §§ 3212, 3233 (2019).)

 

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There’s bagels and rolls. Tomorrow they’re not good.

Here’s some eggs and bacon. Throw out the bagels and roll$$.

Have them for lunch. 🙄 
What are you doing here?
Im baby sitting retards.

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This is not for that. 
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I know what to do.

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I put up a Menorah.

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I don’t want to be bothered with this stupid ch!t.

You see the backyard.

 


It’s me. I did it.

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He’s a proby and works nights.

I’m in the dungeon shadow boxing.

Night shift is over for me.You’re a day late and a dollar short.

You missed it proby.

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His two sons were boxing in the street, as the pedestrians 

would walk by. They would toss change at the boys. While

the father was reffing. He would collect the change.

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We were out with the lieutenant. He was training us.

We we’re tossing perps and then we got a call over

the radio for a EDP.


The guy that stepped in the puddle.

Ground hog day.

If I would of laughed, that’s a punch in the face.

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The school has a elevator with over

5,500 (five thousand five hundred) STUDENTS. 😉 


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What was the all time record in the school for sit-ups 

by a student? There is no place showing how I did sit-ups.

I walked in the gym. Give me 30 push-ups, 30 sit-ups.

3 sets of ten. After 2 years I was doing 3 sets of 200

sit-ups like no one ever seen or imagined. I was doing

3 sets of a 100 push-ups. Wide arm, diamond, regular.

My feet were on a chair with push-ups. The sit-up bench

was on a decline. But there’s so much more to a simple

sit-up that’s not available on the internet. I’m still not done.

LOOK UP
 

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Once again It’s 2 years later. I only RAN 4 miles a day after the gym.

A sparring session. I found 4 miles to be sufficient for 3 rounds.

You need to show 6 rounds of boxing for open class and on

for a 3 round match. This is amateur sports.

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